i eat shiny things

malam semalam, aku duduk bersila termangu, di atas sejadah, tak tahu apa yang tak kena, lipat sejadah dan baring, ahh aku semakin gelisah, suasana kelam yang gelap itu kian menerjah dan menyelubungi aku.

makin kaget, ingin sahaja aku lari bertempiaran, tapi tidak, aku tidak dapat bergerak, seakan dada dihentak, tangan digenggam dengan keeratan luar biasa. thud! ya Allah bunyi apakah itu, sedar2 badanku sudah bermandi peluh.

THUD! mulut terkumat kamit membaca doa, apa2 saja yang ada didalam dada. doa makan, doa tidur, doa mandi hadas besar? sebat! aku beristighfar, ya Allah lindungi lah hidupku ini, dari gangguan makhlukmu yang direjam. sumpah aku tak mau jumpa apa2 benda yang berselubung keputihan.

beritighfar, beristighfar, beristighfar.

dunia cerah tetiba, aku melompat keriangan, seraya menjerit, syukur! tapi perut kejang aduhh, setan!

"hoi, kau buat apa terpekik-telolong tuh!"

"sakit perut"

"dalam lima jam blackout tadi kau buat apa?"

"tahan sakit perut, tanak masuk bilik air, gelap sangat"

(sunyi seketika)

aduh perut berbunyi lagi, bilik air panggil, lampu dah terbuka, takut dah hilang, apalagi terjah jamban yuk.


hish, jauh terpesong dari entri sebenar yang ingin disampaikan


the day before, despite of having no clue of what to do, put my ass upon the chair, sit and think for some minutes, and think more. i found myself watching bleach. yea almost forgot haven't seen the latest one.

then it happens, "argh, aa, Argh. ARGH!!" god please don't make what i think become real. heard my mom screaming, while thinking that someone broke into our house and threatening mom, shoot my self downstairs and came before the door with my mom, believe or not, dancing her way into the house while screaming.

"ular bal, ular!" what the.., i then saw it wriggling on the floor. then observe the size of it. saw it's head, alahai kecik je (macam adik lelaki kamu punya..yang belum sunat itu), badan berkilat, bawahnya putih. shed my tears of laughter. "apa gelak2? aku baling ngan tong sampah ni, niaya kau!" mom shout.

ohh sebenarnya, sejujurnya aku lapar. tadi tak makan, tak mau, sombong. sekarang termenung, tengok ular.
lapar, lapar, lapar, terbayang bagaimana Bear Grylls yang membintangi Man vs Wild, realiti tv saluran discovery channel, makan ular mentah-mentah. ugh perut dah meragam. terbayang.

ya, ya. saiz sama dengan dalam klip video itu. terbayang, lapar, terbayang.

"pergi ambil buluh kat belakang, tu sumpahan dia, cepat!, nanti dia masuk bawah kerusi, cepatlaa!". be aware that i am not deaf, mom. dashed to last room behind. fetch the thing and ran back infront. and before i know what i was doing,

"WHAM!" the first blow strike, i missed, damn. u are in a shitload of trouble, little creature. it tried to sneak under the sofa. "thud, thud, WHAM!!" second blow strike an hit just slightly before it's head. then the third blow, debris of many sorts spread all over, then the next. ahh i lost count. mom said before i hit it, i should warn it by saying "kalau kau musuh aku, aku bunuh akan kau", didn't argue and i done just as asked.

ahh finally, blood drips from it's head. i guess it's clinging for dear life now that it's head is bashed. good thing it's a small one, i first wish that is was bigg. don't care if it's slightly bigger than this one or larger. the bigger the merrier. but huge, i would lock myself in my room, my mom? she can stay outside,she got all the time to scream until dusk.

dragged it outside, asked mum "kenapa kena cakap aku bunuh kau kat ular tu". "takut orang bawak ilmu". ish bolehkah aku percaya? aduh semacam karutan.

aduh terngiang pula lagu Time To Say Goodbye. nah, aku sajikan kamu resolusiku untuk tahun hadapan. *drumroll, tadaa. jumpa ular, senyum dan buatla apa yang patut (bunuh/makan) *garis jawapan yang sesuai

naik atas lepas tu, basuh kaki ambil wudu'. solat, takut terkena badi. dan untuk qada' solat zohor.